Channel 5 last night were frantically trying to avert a public relations disaster, after the inclusion of a 488lb Bengal Tiger ending in the vicous mauling of Sally Bercow, the rape of the tiger suit wearing Jedward, and the subsequent food poisoning of the tiger after eating a small chunk of Kerry Katona.
During the initial mayhew that ensured with the introduction of the Tiger, Paddy Doherty was engaged in a bloody bare knuckled fight with the Tiger, whilst Amy Childs and Bobby Sabel provided inane ill educated comments.
Channel 5 are now left with a dilema over what to do tonight to bolster viewing figures, some observers are calling for the introduction of a Polar Bear, a Norwegian Neo-Nazi or even Nikki Grahame and Kinga.
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