A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair on a tour of countries not signed-up to the International Criminal Court, it seems that domestic issues have again disrupted the holiday plans of world leaders.
Cherrie Blair commented, “it’s such a shame as we have found several really nice properties in countries with no extradition treaties. With the increased interest in the ICC and pursuing war crimes property in these countries will undoubtedly prove useful for both Muammar and ourselves. But we appreciate he needs to sort our repairing his home after looters ransacked the palace. It sounds nearly as bad as the UK these days”