“While a brain can be pea-like, as you English say” European Commission health expert M. Truffaud says that the mental state of “Vegetable” can no longer be broad-brushed with the label of Cabbage. "Cabbage or “shou” as we more educated call them, is no longer appropriate. Strasbourg has now decreed that despite the brain’s similarity in shape to broccoli or cauliflower, we have decided that the permanent state of vegetation is now designated as the “Pousse” or as you English would say, “Sprout”
It has taken €141 million of research to decide that the sprout is the dumbest of dumb vegetables, the sprout is just stupid, it cant even do calculus, and the other veg just laugh at it in the playground. It cannot perform physical tasks like the runner, and even the dwarf bean has more va va voom than a sprout
Pah, sprout for English, we nominated haricot verte .... classe ... ah!"