No civilians were injured during the Dorset trial, and if successful in Libya, where NATO is assisting a bunch of thugs (thought to be more amenable to western bribery for oil than the curent bunch of thugs), the new strategy is expected to be rolled out to Afghanistan (replace oil with poppies) and subsequently Iraq (replace poppies with dodgy dossier). The new strategy will deploy planes and staff past their usability, allowing new hardware to be constructed for the new breed of pilot. Savings on pension payments will help to alleviate the strain on the economy caused by paying for the armed services and their civil service backroom boys and girls, who obviously caused the recession.
Gnomes in Zurich are ebullient, "Bring on ze Smurfs, we fund zem too!"