With Wenger’s latest failed bid for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry’s semen, he has opened negotiations with David Beckham for a possible exchange, of sorts.
Wenger has always been known for his keen interest in youth. After signing Myi Jung Woo, 2 year old Japanese starlet, people believed he couldn’t possibly go any younger. However, Wenger has already signed Dennis Bergkamp’s semen on an 18 year contract. This, he was quoted as saying, was “ideal nurturing time for me to develop the player into a Man City, $40 mil acquisition.” Beckham, who already has children of his own, says he doesn’t want any genes of his playing for Arsenal.
Talks between Wenger and Caster Semenya, South African 800m runner, about a possible swoop for her eggs are currently in the latter stages. These eggs are to be paired with Beckham’s semen to create the ideal soccer maestro.
Wenger's latest hybrid, a cross between Messi and Venus Williams, has been valued at around $1 mil at the tender age of 6 months. This wonder kid, Clive, can already kick with both feet and can head a size 1 football 2 yards.
It is believed that Wenger won’t give that up that easily and will put in a second, improved bid to get his hands on what Beckham has to offer.