Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green.
A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the George 1V comedy club in Chiswick High Road this weekend.
A £40 ticket for the event allows Dalek fans the opportunity to join in the Hiding Behind The Sofa Seminar.
This promises to be a lively discussion on how the Cyborgs used their plungers to interface with technology and purge the Universe of all non-mutant life.
The mass debate will include a demonstration of a Dalek crushing a local man's skull by suction and extracting information about the best curry houses in Chiswick and the precise location of missing cats.
The seminar will be followed by a private screening of the unauthorised pornographic film The Dirty Daleks.
In the film, the evil mechanical robots abduct three scantily-clad models and force them to perform lesbian acts while smearing plasma over their Dalek bumps and wearing laddered fishnet stockings.
For an extra £10 viewers can hire a bonded polycarbide brain coil and watch the Dalek flick holding a single mechanical eyestalk with a rotating dome.
Copies of The Dirty Daleks DVD can be purchased from the Turnham Green Geek Porn Society by mentioning the code word Exterminate.