Can we move the flouncing into here please as my original sub should have disapeared without a trace by now.
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Apostrophegate
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Posted 1 year ago #
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if it's any consolation, I liked your submission, but hated the apostrophe.
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WASPsPosted 1 year ago # -
I'm sure you are right. What is your take on 60's and 70's? 60s just doesn't look right as I an old enough think of it as £3. I know it is not a possesive but connecting a number and a letter needs something.
Opposite me is a shop called "Bargains". They have just had a new fascia and it now reads "Bargain's". That really pissed me off so I explained the mistake to Mr. and Mrs. Bargain...
...Fuck me! Golgo just walked in!
Posted 1 year ago # -
BTW Bonjo. Have you been getting hate male from Greg too? As I recall, you started the riot, I just tossed a little petrol on the fire.
Posted 1 year ago # -
No, no hate mail from Greg. Only from Garry.
Who may or may not...
Posted 1 year ago # -
60s and 70s are right as well, they don't need apostrophe's.
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Jesus Christ BJ it'd be hate mail not male, you fucking idiot. As well as that it wasn't, as you well know. Publish and be damned. I was merely asking you why you're getting at me.
Posted 1 year ago # -
What on earth are you ranting on about this time GV? Time for your medication, I think.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I don't mean that in a nasty way, it's just GV does seem awfully angry far too much of the time.
Posted 1 year ago # -
You are correct. Mail not male. Simple typo.
Asking why you are getting at me?
"Forgot to mention... in my comment on your crappy little WASPS''' sub: you're a twat David.
fucking well try using your brain a bit before you start flinging your accusations about."Nice
Posted 1 year ago # -
should have been Bargains', given the plural. So it's still wrong.
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Go back a few steps, Jolly twat face, out of the blue you casually associate me with someone who's even more illiterate than yourself and you think my response is hate mail?
You made a big mistake. Are you big enough to admit it? From what I can glean from your profile, I doubt it.Posted 1 year ago # -
You wouldn't think we were on the brink of financial Armageddon, would you?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Put your handbags down boys, this is supposed to be a comedy site.
Posted 1 year ago # -
We do not need apostrophes any more; they are completely unnecessary imho.
Thanks for listening.Posted 1 year ago # -
From a (wo)man who uses the semicolon correctly...step back, writinginbsl, walk towards the sound of my voice...
Posted 1 year ago # -
just because i use capital letters and apostrophes DOESN'T MEAN I CONDONE THEIR USE except for emphasis, of course
Posted 1 year ago # -
you hear that..?
its the wind of change...
(ellipses are fine)Posted 1 year ago # -
Ooh, girls, stop it. Pretty soon it's going to be handbags at twenty paces. Or, "pace's".
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I tend to go for '60s or '70s. They are, after all, abbreviations for 1960s, 1970s. (Unless you're referring to, say, 'a chap in his sixties'; in which case, write it as a word.) Apostrophes primarily denote something missing. In its possessive function, what's missing is the 'e' added before an 's' to denote possession in exactly the same way in the root language, German.
You boys at the back there - are you paying attention?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Tee hee! You said "root".
Posted 1 year ago # -
And shouldn't it be "Apostrophe-gate" with a hyphen?
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Jeni, since I'm too ADD-ish to read everything, I note here that you mentioned purse-slinging long before I did.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Back to matching thoughts again Rikkor.
No doubt someone will eventually accuse us of being the same person with multiple log-ins.
Posted 1 year ago # -
True, and in my case, I usually apologize after being too pointed. You are never too pointed, so no apologies required.
Hey - man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em hyphenatedHey - man you disrespecting me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em hyphenatedHey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey come out and playPosted 1 year ago # -
OK Greg: You are not as illiterate as me (or possibly "as I am"). I apologise. Can we kiss and make up now?
Tell you what. if we both try and write something funny we can demonstrate the truce by making a nice comment.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I don't, actually, like you Crappy Chappie and certainly don't want to be friends with a bigoted thicko.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Please take my name down as a witness. BJ tried to be nice and was rejected by Various. Time to move on from this demi-flounce and write something funny. (Although I never do write myself.)
As some French person wrote here recently, "fin". He probably meant fin de siecle, but who knows? It's all Greek to me.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Tell me Rikkor, do you take yourself for a walk every day, or do you have a friend to take you, and how do you carry the little plastic bag to pick up your mess when you leave a little deposit on the sidewalk?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Which bit made him a bigot?
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