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Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation

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BabyDinosaur

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Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly foiled many a highly complex terrorist plot, started to experience the unpleasant effects of gastrointestinal stagnation after never taking the time for a dump throughout 8 seasons of 24.

Posted 6 years ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Like it.

Posted 6 years ago #
Danny

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Ha ha, yes there should be a 20 minutes of one episodes in real time where Jack's in the toilet straining while everyone is waiting for him to finish...

"Hurry up Jack, there are terrorists, how long are you going to be?"
"I don't know, am trying as hard as I can!"

Posted 6 years ago #
Danny

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"If the terrorists can unleash a biological weapon more toxic than this we're really screwed!"

Posted 6 years ago #
dvo4fun

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Can you manage to expand this? Stars.

Posted 6 years ago #
OllieP

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I agree, this is definitely worth another push.

Posted 6 years ago #

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