Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly foiled many a highly complex terrorist plot, started to experience the unpleasant effects of gastrointestinal stagnation after never taking the time for a dump throughout 8 seasons of 24.
Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation
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Ha ha, yes there should be a 20 minutes of one episodes in real time where Jack's in the toilet straining while everyone is waiting for him to finish...
"Hurry up Jack, there are terrorists, how long are you going to be?"
"I don't know, am trying as hard as I can!"
"If the terrorists can unleash a biological weapon more toxic than this we're really screwed!"
Can you manage to expand this? Stars.
I agree, this is definitely worth another push.
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