Justice Rollins today decreed “It is no longer appropriate that such an elitist title be bestowed upon, lets face it, the scrag end of the British population. They are neither great in stature, intellect nor are they extraordinary, apart from their smell of course
Having had a myriad of the blighters through my dock since the looting started, I can honestly say that no-one should stand in the way of this renaming”
Meanwhile, rumours that EU members, particularly France, are pushing for the removal of the title of Great from Britain and also United from Kingdom gathered pace in Strasbourg