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This is what the film 'Jaws' would have been like...

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Mr Glover Lover

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...if it had been made by Merchant Ivory:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wirecopy/7608127/Cambridge-rowers-ask-Queen-to-kill-violent-swan.html

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Can I just say to these people who are complaining, "Leave the fucking swan alone!".

These muppets are going into it's territory, and he's only protecting his mate and cygnets.

Go and do a proper sport, you poncey, stuck up knob-ends!

Thank you. Rant over.

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Don't get me started about rowers, or Leanderthal Man as they're known in Henley. Twats, possibly of the week.

Posted 3 years ago #
MightyBlair

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I kid you not, I bought the Telegraph today for comedy value (I couldn't quite bring myself to get the express) and was greatly amused by this and other stories that indicate the intended readership. The front page had this story (essentially about the threats to punting on the Cam with a hamper and a man servent) and story singing the praises of Nick Clegg which made rather a lot of his topspin backhand. Did anyone see the picture of Helena Bonham Carter looking like one of her ghoulish incarnations. Anyone who says that she is not naturally gifted, think again.

Posted 3 years ago #

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