Gardeners’ Question Time: Our panel of experts answer the frequently asked question, what’s worse, a bunch of rioters ransacking your allotment or cabbage root fly.
Women’s Hour: investigates the relationship between PMT and rioting and asks whether the time of the month has any effect on what women loot.
Open Country: explores the newly created open spaces in the heart of London and remembers when it was all buildings round ‘ere.
In Touch: Gives tips on how to train your guide dog to bite the balls off a 6 foot tall hooded mugger.
Today: This week Today will be devoting its entire schedule examining the events of last week.
You and Yours: unfortunately You and Yours has been stolen. It was last seen in the hands of Winifred Robinson as she ran towards Piccadilly Gardens yelling “What’s yours is mine.”
