The home office is to review the faces of all prisioners convicted in the last few years to see how many are Anglo-Saxons and therefor may have forfeited the right to rot in jail for being black.
Theresa May has responded with characteristic forthright determination to do what she's told by the Daily Mail et al and has bravely lost no time in appointing David Starkey as
Special Advisor to the Dept. of White Supremacist Justice
David Starkey is s a British constitutional historian whose speciality is the Toady dynasty and Toady period, a radio and television presenter and Newsbiscuit contributor Arrrrrrrrrgh Garry