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Here's a weekend diversion for you, its a game I used to play in the pub. Not very highbrow I'm afraid but can be quite funny - here are the rules:
1. Take the name of a book
2. Replace last word with 'bumhole'
Some to get you started:
The much loved children's book 'James and the Giant Bumhole'
Dickens' classic 'A Tale of Two Bumholes'
Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New Bumhole'
Over to you
waylandsmithy
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The bumhole
The bumholes
Das bumhole
Two bumholes
A bumhole.
rickwestwell
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The Unbearable Tightness Of Bumhole
Three Men in a Bumhole
Ring of Bright Bumhole
Al OPecia
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More films:
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Bumhole
Ordinary Bumholes
Raiders of the Lost Bumhole
The Big Bumhole
The Right Bumhole
Hannah and Her Bumholes
Field of Bumholes
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
My personal favourite: Scent of a Bumhole
rickwestwell
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Adolf Hitler - My Part in his Bumhole
Stan Laurel
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Excellent. We used to play this using the word "groin".
Corrigan
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Didn't think I had any good ones until I looked at the book shelf...
The Talented Mr Bumhole
Fowler's Modern English Bumhole
Philosophy: 100 Essential Bumholes
The Steep approach to Bumhole
The Rape of Bumhole
The Blind Bumhole
No Limit Texas Bumhole
Hours of fun for the hole family.
Al OPecia
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A Dummies Guide to Bumholes
Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Bumhole
And from Kenneth Williams, extraordinarily apposite:
Acid Bumholes
Back Bumholes
Just Bumholes
I Only Have To Close My Bumhole
The Kenneth Williams Bumholes
More films:
The Magnificent Bumholes
The Cruel Bumhole
The All New Jeni B
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The Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Bumhole
The Restaurant at the end of the Bumhole
Mostly Bumhole.
I have a lot of Douglas Bumhole in my bookbumhole.
The All New Jeni B
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Order of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Deathly Bumhole.
Oxbridge
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And just from my bookshelf
Prince Rupert, The Last Bumhole
Is it Me or is it hot in Bumhole?
Eats, Shoots & Bumhole
An Unfinished History of the Bumhole
Ledbury: A Medievel Bumhole
Emotional Bumhole
Eating for Bumhole
In the Heart of the Bumhole
Civil War, Interregnum & Restoration in Bumhole
Etc.
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