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Here's a weekend diversion for you, its a game I used to play in the pub. Not very highbrow I'm afraid but can be quite funny - here are the rules:

1. Take the name of a book
2. Replace last word with 'bumhole'

Some to get you started:

The much loved children's book 'James and the Giant Bumhole'
Dickens' classic 'A Tale of Two Bumholes'
Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New Bumhole'

Over to you

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rikkor

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Yeah, I've heard about those kinds of bars.

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Al OPecia

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bumhole
A Quiet on the Western Bumhole
One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Bumhole
Film:
E.T. The Extra-Bumhole

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The bumhole
The bumholes
Das bumhole
Two bumholes
A bumhole.

Posted 3 years ago #
rickwestwell

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The Unbearable Tightness Of Bumhole
Three Men in a Bumhole
Ring of Bright Bumhole

Posted 3 years ago #
wallster

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The girl with the dragon bumhole
The girl who played with bumholes
The girl who kicked the hornet's bumhole

Childish. I can see this catching on.

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Al OPecia

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More films:
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Bumhole
Ordinary Bumholes
Raiders of the Lost Bumhole
The Big Bumhole
The Right Bumhole
Hannah and Her Bumholes
Field of Bumholes

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

My personal favourite: Scent of a Bumhole

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the coarse whisperer

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A Suitable Bumhole
The Satanic Bumholes
And Quiet Flows the Bumhole.

Last Year in Bumhole
Death in Bumhole
A Bout de Bumhole.

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The Grapes of Bumhole

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rickwestwell

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Adolf Hitler - My Part in his Bumhole

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brownpaperreporter

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Bruce Lee in Enter The Bumhole
Charlie's Angels - Full Bumhole
Ice Cold in Bumhole
Gone in 60 Bumholes
Guess who's coming to bumhole

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Stan

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Excellent. We used to play this using the word "groin".

Posted 3 years ago #
Corrigan

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Didn't think I had any good ones until I looked at the book shelf...

The Talented Mr Bumhole
Fowler's Modern English Bumhole
Philosophy: 100 Essential Bumholes
The Steep approach to Bumhole
The Rape of Bumhole
The Blind Bumhole
No Limit Texas Bumhole

Hours of fun for the hole family.

Posted 3 years ago #
wallster

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Of Mice and Bumholes - I think Richard Gere starred in the film.

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Mrblacker

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Wisden Cricketers' Bumhole
The Oxford English Bumhole
Catcher in the Bumhole
Fingerbumhole - by Sarah Waters

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the coarse whisperer

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From the bookshelf;

Economics in One Bumhole
Inside the Economist's Bumhole
Econometrics and High Frequency Bumhole
An Introduction to Scot's Bumhole.

I should stop now.

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'Fingerbumhole' Mrblacker he he he

I've just realised how well this lends itself to the book I'm reading

'Aimez-Vous Bumholes?"

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button

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Obviousley I'm not really reading that.

I'm reading 'The Argos Bumhole'

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Al OPecia

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A Dummies Guide to Bumholes
Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Bumhole

And from Kenneth Williams, extraordinarily apposite:

Acid Bumholes
Back Bumholes
Just Bumholes
I Only Have To Close My Bumhole
The Kenneth Williams Bumholes

More films:

The Magnificent Bumholes
The Cruel Bumhole

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The Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Bumhole
The Restaurant at the end of the Bumhole
Mostly Bumhole.

I have a lot of Douglas Bumhole in my bookbumhole.

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The All New Jeni B

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Order of Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Bumhole
Harry Potter and the Deathly Bumhole.

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Chitty Chitty Bang bumhole?

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And just from my bookshelf

Prince Rupert, The Last Bumhole
Is it Me or is it hot in Bumhole?
Eats, Shoots & Bumhole
An Unfinished History of the Bumhole
Ledbury: A Medievel Bumhole
Emotional Bumhole
Eating for Bumhole
In the Heart of the Bumhole
Civil War, Interregnum & Restoration in Bumhole

Etc.

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The Observer's Book of Bumholes.

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The Old Man and the bumhole.

I'm enjoying this....

Posted 3 years ago #
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Men are from Mars women are from bumholes.

Posted 3 years ago #
riesler

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Look up local businesses in the The Yellow Bumholes?

Posted 3 years ago #
riesler

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A Brief History of bumhole.

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Al OPecia

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Samuel Pepys Bumholes.

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Golgo13

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From my bookshelf:

The Girl Who Played With Bumholes
Notes From A Small Bumhole
Bridget Jones's Bumhole
An Opening Repertoire for the Attacking Bumhole
The Very Hungry Bumhole

...and a bunch of Bumhole13 comics.

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