Just an idea.
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Your Army should go in and start shooting looters.
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Good idea Rikkor. It would help bring unemployment figures down too.
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Because that worked so well for you in New Orleans
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I say arm everyone who saw combat in WWII and send them in - seriously, there must be plenty of grandads, dads, etc about who would be up for it. Let the golden generation rise again and show us what's what.
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It's hard to both shoot looters, and then sign them up for national service.
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Calm yourself, Rikkor. It's not Kent State.
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Better still, round them all up, put them in a squalid army prison in the occupied part of another country for five years, torture them and then quietly release the ones who turned out not to have done it anyway.
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Yes. One with plenty of bling trainers: Brantanomo eBay.
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Send them to the colonies, starting with the US. They won't be noticed there.
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I said "just an idea". If you would rather that they hold an entire city in fear and burn and loot "just because", it's your country.
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Shoot a looter. It rhymes. So it must be a good idea.
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I wonder if they'd still think it was fun if you followed one of them home, kicked the shit out of him, smashed all his windows, nicked anything you liked the look of and then set fire to his house.
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Sounds like a great night out VCG.
Retaliatory vigilante-ism.Posted 1 year ago # -
I'm proud to see that many women and men in England are standing up for themselves and their neighborhoods.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I must admit the riots are a bit worrying. Today I concidered closing the front door of my shop when I popped out for a coffee. Then I thought, no. That sort of reaction just plays into the hands of the anarchists.
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Probably wouldn't lose much sleep if some looters got shot but unfortunately for Dave and the Bully Boys to be able to order the army and police to shoot people on sight for nicking stuff, Dave'd have to suspend the rule of law and declare himself a dictator. I don't think he'd suit a 'tache.
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I'm worried they might start looting shooters.
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If it were my shop, house or kid who was being robbed, I'd be worried that the police might miss their mark.
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Maybe people should start a fight-back. The police are allowed to use reasonable (even lethal) force to protect life and property; but so is everyone. You just have to, like the police, be able to justify it. I don't think I'd have the bottle (even if I had a broken one).
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Sounds like the Manchester police have been giving the little darlings a hiding. Nice work, medals all round! I for one would welcome a police state, and a military dictatorship.
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Wayland, you're right, of course. You certainly never heard of anyone complaining under Franco or Mussolini. And such smart uniforms!
In all seriousness, I believe that in the United States the local police and various state National Guard troops would should rioters under similar circumstances. Makes me proud to think of it.
One good thing, I think we will see less "Britain is so wonderfully happy-clappy one society non-violent blind to differences and the US is so awful in comparison" stuff in the near future here.
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Rikkor, agreed! Less forgive-all liberalism. I'm pretty liberal normally, but not where it concerns people taking responsibility for their actions.
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True Rik, but then the looters are very likely to be packing firearms in the US - not so here.
I'd still shoot the bastards, though.
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Is it just me, or is all this coinciding with the exodus of stand-up comics from our great cities to Edinburgh?
I think it is time that the role comedy plays in brainwashing the masses is exposed.
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I think you're right Rikkor, about our reputation suffering. It won't be accurate though. The riots are bad, no doubt, but they are nothing compared to the LA riots for instance.
The papers in this country are obsessed with crime and very right wing. They skew the perception of crime out of proportion to the facts and so people think it's worse than it is. Compared to some other countries in Europe,but not France Germany etc. the UK is quite violent, but the crime rate in America (accounting for population) dwarfs the UK.
The murder rate in the US is many times that of Britain. If you take a city like Liverpool, for instance, that has a reputation for firearms incidents; it has only a handful of fatal shootings per year. Compare that to a city in America of similar population and similar crime reputation, such as Baltimore, they have a couple of hundred fatal shootings a year, at least.
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Corrigan, some of the UK papers are right wing, some are left wing. I don't think we have an overall 'media bias', other than the BBC's brand of wishy washy liberal-elite dogma. They're still calling the looting vermin 'protesters', ffs.
But overall, our press is sort of OK. It's at least fairly free.
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Wayland I agree the TV is pretty unbiased. And the press is free. I suppose its relative to your own political views.
I think it's generally accepted though that Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, Daily Express, The Sun, The Star, The NOTW (RIP), The Telegraph are pretty right wing with The Times kind of right of center.
And on the left you've got The Guardian,the Observer (pretty liberal) The Indy (left bias but lots of right wing opinion pieces) , The Mirror (Labour bias but hardly liberal)and that's it, I think.
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To return to Rikkor's post, has anyone actually seen our Army? I think he might be on holiday..........
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Corrigan, I kind of agree. But it's a free market for the papers: people buy what they like. That's a bit sad, but there's at least room in the market for a broad spectrum. As it happens, I read the Guardian and the Telegraph mainly, and the BBC website (and the Daily Mail recently, just for ideas for satire).
The Guardian seems to have lost its way over the last 18 months, it's obsessed with minor interest women's co-operatives in countries I've never heard of. The Telegraph has moved slightly to the left, but that's not saying much at all.
I'm sure the Independent would be right up my street, if it wasn't so mind-boilingly dull to read.
Are Al-Jazeera going to do a newspaper??
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When I was in Turkey they had Al-Jazeera. it was actually pretty good. They seemed to prioritize the stories according to how much human suffering was involved with each one- sort of utilitarian reporting- totally ridiculous, I know, but kind of made you think.
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