Good things can come out of bad.....yes even out of riots.
Who'd have thought it? "Ma main man" pimp-rolling down the High Street in a slightly stained brown checked sports jacket with 5 year-old Lee Cooper jeans, subtly hung to expose yellow socks from the Coventry City away strip 2001 range. Hard to handle!
The whole topped off by a Saga baseball cap and - yes - those elusive down-at-heel tan and blue boat shoes from Marks Christmas sale 2008! Stonkin' dude!
Suddenly it's cool NOT to be cool, guys. Phew! How fashion changes!
Hey don't forget the chicks! Check that Laura Ashley floaty number with nature trekker shoes. Sooooh Cancer Research!