The world of children’s entertainment was in shock today following the announcement that Mike Lamb and Brent Logan, better known as ‘Kompletely Krackers’ are to end their 20 year partnership following the birthday party for a seven year old boy in Leeds held earlier today.’
‘It’s been a good 20 years, but there’s no denying that we have had our differences, but most of the time I’ve managed to get along with the smarmy little scumbag who’s carved a good living out of my own endeavours’ admitted Lamb.
The ‘Comedic differences’ are thought to relate to the recent incident in which aspiring comedian Jonnie Marbles attempted to throw a pretend custard pie at Rupert Murdoch ‘Brent was amazed by the slapstick element, but I thought the act lacked the necessary irony and pathos to engage the audience to best effect’ said Lamb ‘Especially the chinky woman.’
However Lamb also admitted that the differences extend beyond the Murdoch incident. ‘It first started when he laughed at the trapdoor scene in Cannon and Balls film The Boys in Blue, but in my view it was an opportunity missed to explore the darker side of the Cannon and Ball relationship and to create an enchanting epic that would transcend age and gender barriers, an opportunity sadly lost when Cannon was kneed in the nuts.’
Brent Logan cut a lonely figure as he left the shared dressing room for the last time ‘I just wish that me and Mike could have talked it over and stayed together, but maybe the fake dog turd I added to the sausages on his breakfast plate was the last straw? God, that man so needs a sense of humour.'