What gives Rikkor the right to say we can't write about moratoriums?
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Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium
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rickwestwell
offlineMemberGawd, Westy! What a thin skin, and a long memory.
You misunderstand me - I loved the comment! :-)
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shitsu_tonka
offlineMemberWould you spend time in Tennessee itself? I once spent a few days hiking in the mountains there and the locals scared the shit out of me. Loved the Deep South in general but Tennessee was just alarming.
What about swimming with dolphins? That's on a lot of people's bucket list.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberRikkor, don't forget the tomato museum in Guernsey. A must for any bucket list.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberOoh, dolphins for me shitsu, although with the demise of Concorde, my bucket list is getting shorter.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Oxbridge
offlineMemberRight, to answer an earlier question, yes I do know some jokes about the Norway massacre because now and then I look at Sickipedia, where there is a testosterone-fuelled competition to be the first and/or nastiest about any new tragedy.
I'm not about to repeat them here because I also don't think it is a particularly good thing to do and I don't actively want to be unpopular (that just happens anyway). However, there is one that made me snort coffee guiltily over the keyboard. Anyone who wants to hear it can PM me. The point is that humour is subjective and attempting to say what people can/can't or should/shouldn't find funny is completely stupid.
Rikkor: It seems to me that you can either be the cynical, acerbic, unapologetically right-wing American thorn in everyone's side who loves to wind up these (mainly) liberal-left Brits OR you can be the wise old owl setting boundaries of taste. But you clearly can't be both.
And I still think the one about the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes is quite funny...
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rikkor
offlineMemberYes, Liza here is Liza Minnelli, and bucket is a euphemistic term for her hoo-hoo.
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, with what?
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with straw.The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it.With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an axe.The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The axe is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it.On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On what shall I hone it, dear Liza, on what?
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet, dear Liza, with what?
try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what?
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, bucket.There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.Posted 1 year ago # -
FraserWords
offlineMemberWhy don't they just put this thread on the front page?
Now, what's a hoo hoo? Is it anything to do with Sutton Hoo? Or Dr Who?Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberNice work, scroat!
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