when the comouter detects your wife's car arriving home.
New Software Deletes Browsing History Automatically
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my neighbour on the train last week closed his document window only to reveal a porn livecam window lurking behind it, presumably a pop-under from his previous night's browsing - he slammed the laptop shut then presumably spent the rest of the journey working out where he could reopen the laptop to close it down properly...
No joke, a colleague of mine, actually a lovely guy, minimised a window right in front of me to reveal a nude girl he had completely forgotten he was hiding there. He pretended he'd done it to wind me up, but the horrible, neverending pause and the panic on his face made it absolutely clear to me that he had not. In the interest of diplomacy, I allowed him to think he had fooled me and I'm pretty sure he won't be misbehaving like tha in the future.
I'd like this software mainly because I am buying lots of presents for her on GiftsForTheWife.com, and I wouldn't want the romance of this gift-giving to be spoilt when she goes through my browser history each night and sees what lovely gifts I've been considering.
I'd also like a secret credit card that sends statements to another address for the same reason.
Actually I think Golgo might have come up with the basis of a sub there.
That was in fact the basis for my first ever sub on Newsbiscuit. When Microsoft had those browser ads on with the bloke trying to hide his gift-giving from his spying wife.
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