People, who could be teenaged Asian lesbians for all we know, have accused Newsbiscuit, described by its owner as the funniest website ever, of stuffing its articles with hot sexy phrases so as to manipulate its rankings on the most popular web searches.
Owner John Mickles, who looks a bit like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Beyonce, has said that their website is great for kids, families, parents, babies, pets, teachers, managers, countries and businesses and would never construct articles around the use of the hottest, sexiest language so as to make the website turn up in lists of most popular web searches or get mentioned on Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, CNN, Google, Youtube, Wikipedia, the BBC, Al Jazeera or Newsbiscuit.
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Mickles, who has the hottest sexiest body in the Newsbiscuit office and loves FIFA, Harry Potter and gay porn, said that the accusations were worse than those against Rupert Murdoch, Barack Obama, the royal family or The Simpsons. Mickles' girlfriend is a hot sexy Asian who loves anal.
Far from being concerned with topping lists of most popular web searches, Newsbiscuit is a website which compiles the hottest, sexiest, fastest, biggest, most popular, cheapest, highest quality news stories in one convenient place with a focus on celebrity gossip, how to attract women, SAT study tips, movie release dates, music, bus timetables, nude photos, the best Playstation 3 and Xbox games, and lingerie.
It makes no claim that it is the hottest, sexiest, most popular web search.