(As started on another thread)
Michael Foot stood on my Foot
Ed Balls kneed me in the balls
Tony Hancock once did something unspeakable involving 4 parts of my anatomy
You get the picture... any more?
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Have you ever had a body part injured by someone of the same name?
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The headline looks like an ad for a very specialised firm of personal injury claim lawyers.
"Oh, I'm very sorry sir...yes,I.....yes, I quite understand, but.....I'm not saying your case is without merit, but we only handle claims where the injury was caused by someone whose name relates to the injured part of the body, sir....any other lawyer should be able to handle your case, sir....no, that's quite alright....bye then"
{HANGS UP}*sigh*
Posted 1 year ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberGolgo - I like your idea about very specialised personal injury claim lawyers - feels like a Python sketch.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberGolgo - I like your idea about very specialised personal injury claim lawyers - feels like a Python sketch.
"Have you been impaled by Michael Palin?
Or teased by John Cleese?
Perhaps Terry Jones broke one of your bones, maybe you've been libelled by Eric Idle.Whatever your injury, real or imagined, contact us at Python Direct.
Python Direct, getting straight to the funny bones."Posted 1 year ago # -
Oxbridge
offlineMemberThe former Benfica goalkeeper Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, who goes by the nickname Quim, is apparently a perfectly pleasant and intelligent man, who has never assaulted anyone, man or woman. I imagine that this is because his name, Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, is not a body part.
Posted 1 year ago #
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