Following the results of research into user behaviour, Microsoft has released new voice recognition software for debugging many of the most common problems with Office software. The software will automatically fix any problems encountered with the software when users issue a string of obscenities or vulgar instructions.
"We were surprised to find that rather than using any of the more common programming languages, most users reverted to four letter words to fix software problems so we incorporated this into the programming language," explained a Microsoft spokesman. Problems in printing, document layouts and performing any function in Excel can now be fixed by screaming "Oh come on you useless pile of sh*te" or similar. Most error messages will now disappear and a solution automatically applied if the user answers them with "oh what the f*ck is that supposed to mean!"
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