TurboSmeg-Xtra for Men Platinum Protect Dynamic Power spray is part of the award winning TurboSmeg Platinum Protect range. Its antibacterial formula, with platinum ions fights bacteria and body odour for up to a week whilst releasing natural male pheromones. The spray gives 148 hour confidence and anti-perspirant protection, keeping men fresh and dry all week long.
Dermatologically approved and containing no alcohol or colourants it comes in two handy sizes, a 100ml pocket spray and the 10litre home applicator complete with wall mounting bracket and a high pressure hose.
Men’s health expert Dr Dermot Trevelyan said, “This is the ideal product for today’s busy male. After a hard day on the building site, or a tough five-a-side game, there’s no need for soap and water. Just a few strategic squirts will mask the most offensive of odours for up to one week allowing you to get on with more important things in your life.”
The product was tested on a sample of 100 males between the ages of 16 and 75 with amazing results. 73.2% reported a reduction in embarrassing sebaceous prominence just three days after application, whilst 98.9% of married or partnered subjects were banned to another room where they could stay up and watch the footie in peace.
Self-employed plumber Jim Stanmore, from Bolton was a member of the trial group. “It’s been a miracle. From the very first time I used TurboSmeg-Xtra the effect was unbelievable. Yes, it has a somewhat funky undertone but I could go out on a job and not have any interference from customers – in fact in one place I was left for a solid two hours without a single nag, tut or general moan. They just paid up without any argument.”
Similarly Shropshire farmer Stuart Hargreaves said, “When you’re mucking out livestock all day or driving a tractor in eighty degree heat TurboSmeg-Xtra comes in really useful. I keep the pocket sized version in my overalls and have managed to bring in a complete harvest without needing to go near a bar of soap. My bullocks seem to love it too”
“It’s a scientific fact that women are attracted by male pheromones,” said a spokesman for TurboSmeg, “and they get them by the bucket-load when they come into contact with any man wearing TurboSmeg-Xtra. It literally blows them off their feet. Now that’s a real bonus for any hot bloodied male on the Friday night pull.”