A spokesman for the £30k merkin has confirmed today that it has rejected Wayne's head. It has been confirmed it was originally much happier on his arse, but given the recent publicity, it has signed a book deal and a contract to host it's own show in Living TV.
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Wayne Rooney's celebrity merkin rejects head
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