In his first interview with a journalist from this planet, The Son of God spoke to Johann Hari about mortality, his battle with omnipotence and how much he hates the Daily Mail.
"Wow, it's like, I can't believe I'm actually talking to Johann Hari," Jesus tells me. But he's right. Here he is, in the Groucho Club, sitting opposite an award winning writer.
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