The world renowned Psychic Derek Acorah has struck a deal with Apple. He plans to release his own range of mobile phones.
The I’m-Dead will now enable you to speak to, not only your living friends and family, but those dearly departed ones as well.
Mr Acorah told us that he has been working on this, in secret, for the best part of 15 years. Even after numerous spirits dismissed the idea as mumbo jumbo he was determined to raise it from the ground.
Veteran Astrologer Russell Grant said of the innovative new phone ‘it’s a great way to keep in touch with those loved ones that we miss so much. I see a bright future for this phone and am sure it will bury any competition in its wake.
Steve Jobs, head of Apple, was said to be very happy with the prospect of yet another market leading product and confirmed that customers who bought the phone would qualify for a full refund on death. He suggested that there would be tariffs to “suit all our customers, alive and dead”. Market research has suggested that the most popular tariff would be the ‘Pay As You Rest’. However, there will be a contracted version available, even though these tariffs seem to be dying out.
Of course a product like this can also have its downside, so we wanted to find out how this new range of phones will affect the livelihoods of the working medium.
Using the phone we have been able to contact Doris Stokes, who is now the Chairwoman of the DMS (Dead Medium Society). She had this to communicate: ‘I am a long time fan of Mr Acorah, but I can see a future where mediums will no longer exist. I foretell that we will see a very sharp decrease in the number of mediums, and this phone may eventually kill off our business’. She went on to say that dark times are ahead but hopes Mr Acorah 'will walk into the light’