I have a big roll of genuine crime scene tape. Any suggestions as to mischief I could get up to with this?
I thought about blocking off the bridge, which is the only river crossing for several miles...
Or maybe the police station...
Or Tesco...
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberIf you've got a big, white tent, I'd save it for Glastonbury. Should be able to give yourself a nice, big pitch.
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thisisall1word
offlineMemberStick to the floor and make a giant maze leading from the front door of your local police station to the front door of your local kebab house.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberOoooh Tesco, do it now! We won't tell and they'll never find you in here.
Except Tesco never bloody close and have CCTV so maybe the police station would be easier.Posted 1 year ago # -
AdrianJ
offlineMemberJust before rush hour, use the tape to block off access to every entrance to your local train or tube station. If by any chance you don't live within a commuter belt, then simply target a local car park at around 17:30 instead.
And / Or Shortly before a friend, colleague or relative returns home from work, use the tape to cordon off the entrance to their house. Loiter just outside of this cordon, wringing your hands and looking extremely distressed. As soon as you see them approach, rush over and clasp them in a tight embrace, while simultaneously sobbing, "I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry. I can't believe it. Look, if there's anything I can do?" Obviously it's more effective if you know that your intended victim has loved ones inside at the time. Oh how you'll both laugh, once you reveal that it's all been just a prank!
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAcross the frontage of any Dispensing Chemist around about methadone time.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Corrigan
offlineMemberA few months ago, while I was at work, and my kids were at school, high winds blew the slates from the roof of a house on my street. For a laugh, someone cordoned off the area with police tape and drew the chalk outline of a child on the pavement next to where the slates had shattered.
I didn't half titter after I walked past the scene on my way home, and then sprinted the rest of my way to my house, feeling the blood thudding into my brain before I found out my children were safe.Naughty little pranksters!
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Corrigan
offlineMemberIn case any one thinks i'm unhinged (you'd only be half right) the above did actually happen.
I assume it was a prank anyway.
Some of the neighbors had seen it too but new nothing about it. The next day some one had pulled down the tape and the chalk was smudged away. There was also nothing on the local news about it or in the local paper. (unless they consider some dick from UKIP moaning about wind farms to be more newsworthy than a dead child or midget)
Still non the wiser.
Posted 1 year ago #
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