The famous campaigner against the permissive society tragically and ironically died of a cocktail of malted drinks last night.
Mrs Whitehouse, who also starred in an eponymous comedy show in the late 1980's, had been recently heard complaining that "they" (possibly the Archbishops of Canterbury and York) tried to make her go to rehab to sort out her addiction to Horlicks and Ovaltine. In her last interview in Saga magazine last month, she was reported to have said "No, no no".
Mrs Whitehose leaves a widower, Mr Strange, who was inconsolable today, and was only able to sob "Lovely milky milky!"