Officials at Buckingham Palace are remaining tight-lipped following the Queen's visit to a newly opened
chemical engineering plant in the West Midlands today.
Staff at Prentice Chemicals in Dudley were shocked when Her Majesty, on being asked whether she had enjoyed her visit, replied,
"not really, it was shit." Before going on to add, "I won't be getting those two hours back will I?"
The Queen had already stifled a yawn during the Chief Executive's opening speech of welcome when she leaned across to Prince Phillip and said, "Christ, this guy goes on a bit."
And later, during an explanation of the polymerisation process, she was clearly seen to mouth the word 'cock' three times.
The outburst is the latest in a series of increasingly controversial public appearances made by the monarch over the last few months which began with her breaking off from her speech at the State Opening of Parliament, to criticise government plans for welfare reform as "half-arsed piss".
She has also come under fire for remarks allegedly made to a recent recipient of a knighthood that he was a "lucky bastard".
However rumours remain unfounded that her Yuletide address to the nation had to be re-recorded after she had originally wished her loyal subjects across the commonwealth, a "merry fucking Christmas."
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theboot
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FraserWords
offlineMemberNo honours for you, then - just have to make do with 5 stars.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberVery funny!
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beau-jolly
offlineMember"she was clearly seen to mouth the word 'cock' three times." made me larf out loud. Have a few stars.
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