For me it'd be those bastard insurance selling Meerkats...
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If you could cull anything at the moment what would you choose?
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I think I'd be with you Dick. Although I might feel guilty after we'd started and decide to find the advertising company that came up with the little fucker in the first place, then decided it had been so successful that they'd carry on banging out pretty much the same sodding advert for over a year, until everybody hated the poor little meerkats with a passion, and cull everybody that works for them instead.
Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberI first started hating meerkats when they adopted military uniforms and posted lookouts. They'll be recruiting prairie dogs to do their dirty work soon, you mark my words.
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberRooks - bastards. We took 2 out the other morning but the rest have not learnt the lesson.
Posted 1 year ago # -
writinginbsl
offlineMemberRight. That's it.
Cull list (highly selective,mind). In no particular order...
People who drop litter
People who don't say 'good bye' when they finish their phone call
People on tv dramas etc who come back from wherever they've been and just put their coat on a chair instead of hanging it up straight away-ditto just leaving their keys on the table.
Male pheasants.
People who say 'Shebbun' instead of 'Sherborne'
Puffins (smug little barstards)
Giant pandas-jeez-don't get me started. Thanks for listening.Posted 1 year ago # -
borednow
offlineMemberthose cheeky meerkats quoted me £500 MORE for my car insurance than my current insurer. Am I expected to pay the tuition fees for the whole of Meerkovo as well as my car insurance. As for that fat twat with the silly moustache he was even more expensive, I didn't even bother with the nodding dog or the red phone, cull them all or better still cull the people who drive around when they aren't entitled to do so
Failing that can we please cull slugs, I mean come on what bloody use are they? Surely science could have genetically modified them to eat weeds???Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWasps.
To the best of my knowledge, they serve no purpose on this earth other than to spoil alfresco dining and dive-bomb me.
And bastard mosquitos and midges. These little fockers will fly around and over other people just to chow down on my blood. I know I should take it as a compliment that they consider me such a delicacy, but my delight at the honour is wearing as thin as my blood.
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With you on wasps jeni. I hate the little bastards. Once stunned one with a magazine and then sawed it slowly in half with a ruler. It was at this point that I began to worry that I may be a serial killer waiting to happen.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberJellyfish.
Again, why?!I watched a documentary about these little stingy bastards, and they seem to have no useful purpose.
But what's even worse is that apparently if you kill the fuckers and slice them into millions of little bits (as the Japanese do to avoid them clogging the intake of those oh-so-safe nuclear power plants), all that happens is that you get several million more of the wibbly tossers.
Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberAlso, they give you the heebyjeebies.
Apparently we need more sharks.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWith you on that shitsu.
The marzipan, because I've never met your sister-in-law.Can I add marmite and tripe? (Not as an amazingly bad food combo, but as individual items)
Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberMarmite?? Black gold.
Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberCauliflower. Why?
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberIf I can't cull Marmite, then I'm afraid Cauliflower is staying.
Cooked lightly so that it's still crisp, doused in butter, black pepper and with a lovely cheesy sauce it's a veggie delight.Posted 1 year ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberBaked beans are good. Can't you have them instead? Cauliflower is like a malevolent brain of white dust.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberNo, I'm keeping cauliflower, broccoli and even sprouts.
I like my veg.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberBroculli..
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