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Now you're showing off Mary

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Started 3 years ago by Des Custard
Latest reply from The All New Jeni B

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Fart in a colander

Des Custard

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Nice FP old girl

Posted 3 years ago #
Mary Evans

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Thanks my saucy little custard. Hope all well in Tunbridge Wells.

Posted 3 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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The three earnest Gleeks here understood every word, worryingly. Didn't laugh as much as me, but they said 'say hi to the nice lady'.

Posted 3 years ago #
Mary Evans

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I'll tell her if I see her. Thanks Stunts - v long e-mail coming your way later - tis the big day today so keep your fingers crossed! Love to the brood xxxx

Posted 3 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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*crossed*

*crosses harder*

*gets a bit sore*

*uncrosses*

*feels guilty*

*crosses again*

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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Very well thanks Mary, and I hope you and yours are well and that you are keeping your arms warm. Er, am I intruding on a girly conversation?

Posted 3 years ago #
Sigmund Freud

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reads like a confession to me. You are Letitia Brown I claim my £5.

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Well done, Vince. Thought the big day was in July some time. I am confused. As always.

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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I thought the Southend Festival in June was the big day. You're confused, you say.

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Mary Evans

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Ah - apologies for the confusion. While everyday at Evans Towers is a heady mix of snot, weetabix and dettol wipes, there are a few big days approaching. Me show indeed starts in Southend in June, well done Des. I am actually having a baby at the beginning of August, thanks for remembering Sauce. And today I was attempting to convince the BBC that I still have enough brain function left to write a script for them. But tomorrow we've got the man coming to clear the gutters, so like I say, every day is a big day here.

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allmyownstunts

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Hoping that gutters thing isn't a euphemism, Mary.

Can't wait to hear if the BBC has got its sensible head on and has spent the day imploring you to come and sort them out.

Then you can give me a job.

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The All New Jeni B

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Ooh, everything crossed for you Maz. My eyes are like that all the time to tell the truth, but everything else is just for you.

And if you're dishing out jobs, can I send you my CV which details my superlative tea making skills, deft sandwich making talents and unique ability to open wine bottles (incl. celebratory Champagne bottles) with my teeth?

Do let us know.
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