Obviously our MPs are pretty full of themselves now that they have gotten Murdoch to kiss their arses. But going on badger killing spree seems like an odd way to celebrate, no one saw that one coming!
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A very good day to bury a bad badger
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dvo4fun
offlineMemberWell, you see, they are easier to get than foxes. It's just a matter of driving up and down roads roads out 'ere in the country and before very many miles one or two are bound to walk out in front of the car (it can get a tad messy but usually the dent hammers out quite well). Most times it is not even necessary to use a gun.
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I've never found it necessary to use a gun to hammer out a dent.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberIts a bit of an urban (well rural) myth that farmers kill badgers and then chuck the body on the road to make it look like road kill. I have always wondered why they would risk exposure like this when they could just chuck the bugger in a ditch. I mean if you run over a dead badger and notice that it's head has been blown off with a 12 bore you may get suspicious.
By the way they taste horrible but can be used as a shaving brush. Avoid the arse, that's rough.Posted 1 year ago #
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