Computer hackers have added to Rupert Murdoch’s misery by removing pornographic images from The Sun’s website and rewriting its articles in an unbiased fashion.
Performing the kind of makeover which Gok Wan could only dream of, they transformed the site from prototypical tabloid trash to high-class broadsheet chic, in under an hour.
Although technical staff eventually managed to restore the site to its usual inglorious state, the improvements had nevertheless succeeded in damaging the morale of News International employees.
According to one anonymous source: “People in the office have been left devastated. The hackers have perverted proper journalism.”
Responsibility has been claimed by LulzSec - a group which has previously taunted Murdoch by improving the Fox News website.