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Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times arrested as new DNA technology clears Boogie
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberGood times issued a statement last night - "I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet".
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberDefence of Automatism stunts, if it can be proved that Good Times was acting outwith the control of senses, and that it was an external factor which caused it.
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberSee "Venn that Tune" and "Pop Charts" for a graphic illustration ot toons. Like it.
Posted 1 year ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberAbsolutely lovely stunts.
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberCareless whisper secures guilty verdict for rhythmless feet
Got there in the end!Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberErm, stunts my lovely, isn't that what you did in a previous life? Surely I should be asking you for advice?
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberexcellent! have a star.
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMembersorry, 5 stars...
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAw, stunts you sweetie.
My problem with Criminal law is that I'd be horribly prejudiced against any client who looked a bit 'funny'.
Mind you, I may just have gotten my trainee-ship in the bag already, with the possibility of next year's summer job being an internship.
The downside is that I'll have to do Criminal Defence work as well as the fun stuff I want to do.Posted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberI;d like to think that defence lawyers and judges had a secret code- a little wink or a nudge- such that they could let the judge know 'I know I;m claiming that this mucky little scrote had a difficult childhood / was delivered by forceps / was in another county at the time / thought he had consent / etc...but really, he's as guilty as sin and you ned to send him to the big hoose with the cold showers and sandpaper condoms.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAre you suggesting that this fine country's Judiciary are in cahoots?
Having not yet been involved in any court work, I couldn't possibly say, but having spoken to several Solicitor friends, I actually don't think they are, otherwise more dubious bastards would be inside.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberSo, you didn't read my initial comment then Mr Seal?
Posted 1 year ago #
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