It's late in the evening and I'm one bottle of Cotes du Rhone down. My toys are officially out of my pram, I'm hacked off, pissed offed and Boris Karloffed. Who cares if I upset John O'Farrell (John O'Who?). I've only ever had three measly NiB's and my life is not worth living(sob). If I'm not at least in the top ten tomorrow I'll sqweam and I'll sqweam and I'll sqweam and I'll sqweam! So there! You bastards!! And yes, this should be in the chat room but I'm feeling radical...notice me I'm flouncing!!!!!
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I'm drunk, that's it, and I'll quit if I don't get f*cking get FP'd!
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberToo derivative.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberRemember to tidy up before you do.
Oh, and drink plenty water too, you don't want to have a hangover tomorrow.Sweet dreams...
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Dick Everyman
onlineMemberGood Morning everybody! I'd like to apologise to anyone I upset last night, including John O'Farrell (John O'Who?) and especially to you Jeni B for pretending I had a basic knowledge of Latin. I have been Carl Orffed in the past too Rikkor after sitting through late night re-runs of The Omen when I worked in a cinema.
Posted 1 year ago #
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