The Met Office was reportedly in crisis after the delayed onset of summer was finally revealed today. "We've had a call from the Vatican," Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, "and the cause of the globally shit weather has been pinpointed to a computer blunder at God's end."
A spokesman from Rome added, "The supreme Deity was installing summer when it got stuck at 56% and hung. The Architect of the Universe was warned beforehand to 'close all running applications" but thought it would be okay leaving Facebook open. After pressing ctrl-alt-delete several times a box came up asking if he wanted to send an error report, to which the creator rightly responded: "Who the fuck to?" before turning it off at the wall. There's a footnote from the almighty which reads: "Might have caused an earthquake or two when I smacked the keyboard in temper. Sorry."
It is thought the last time God made a backup was around March. "Which leaves us pretty much fucked for the year" concluded Mr. Parfitt, before adding. "Wrap up well, stay indoors and hope he doesn't have a sticky spacebar."