Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko are glued to the sofa.
Anyone else watching the women's world cup final?
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Use more lube.
Nail varnish remover should help unglue you.
Have they swapped shirts, yet ?
The footballers, that is.
Akiko was screaming with excitement, jumping up and down, pumping her fist at the end there.
Fantastic climax to a great 120 minutes of come-from-behind thrills.
Never mind all that, it delayed the start of the 'Family Guy' Star Wars night by 45 mins! I was sat there with my tea going cold and my biscuits getting stale while ironing to some pointless footage of young women jiggling around in football strips. What do I pay my license fee for?
I thought some assistance from men with experience of football - maybe men who are middle-aged, slightly overweight and a little bald, but with experience of football - would have been helpful in bringing some penetration in the box.
And in the Women's World Cup, too.
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