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Drinker reveals “cider-fects”

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beau-jolly

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In a frank interview on Radio West, folk singer James “stinky” Trewyln explained the unfortunate domino effect caused by habitual cider consumption.
With disarming honesty, he explained that consumption of local cider made him vocally joyous. However, these outpourings of mirth resulted in an inability to contain pockets of trapped wind. An uncommonly intense case of irritable bowel syndrome further complicated events causing unexpected bowel movements to accompany the expulsion of gasses.
The transcript in full:
Oi loikes oi zider,
Zider makes oi larf,
But when oi larfs, oi farts,
And when oi farts oi shits oiself,
Hahar! – parp – ooh-er!

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Basil_B

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I see your trying to corner the NB fart gag market. Just hope it doesn't blow up in your face, which is not a good place to be in the first instant.

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beau-jolly

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Makes oi laaarf! oooops

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Basil_B

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Do you know why the Queen has put up with the Duke of Edinburgh following her around the world for the last sixty years. It's for the express purpose that if she should inadvertently drop one whilst making a speech, then Phillip would gallantly intervene to say 'pardon, that was me', the good old fart him.

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