In another daring move to sign mediocre British talent, Liverpool Football Club today signed free agent Rebekah Brooks for a fee thought to have broken the British transfer record. A spokesman at the club refused to comment on the fee, saying however, it will probably be revealed by an in depth Sun investigation. Brooks joins the other average underperforming trio of Charlie Adams, Stewart Downing and Andy Carroll all recently offloaded to Anfield by a freakish torrent of dosh showered on their former unsuspecting clubs .
“King” Kenny Dalglish defended his bizarre buying spree, saying about Brooks “I can’t wait to see her patrolling midfield scowling at the opposition, staring down their hard men, and of course letting me know what the squad are saying behind me back.”
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Liverpool Shell Out Again for Mediocre Talent by Signing Rebekah Brooks
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