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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
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Posted 9 years ago #
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From the principles of dilution increasing power, if I wander down to the beach here in Cornwall, wade out in an ebb tide and have a crap, does that mean that about 3weeks later (allowing for seasonal tidal variation) a tsunami of shit will hit America?
I've got a copy of a tide table and the Indian takeaway menu here somewhere...brace yourselves, New York.
Posted 9 years ago # -
"Tsunami of Shit"...does that involve Simon Cowell?
Posted 9 years ago # -
It IS Simon Cowell!
bump...
Posted 9 years ago # -
No though he did try introducing a Toon Army with no luck.
Posted 9 years ago # -
For Scroat.
Posted 9 years ago # -
I thought the standard on here was quite good lately Golgo...
This is still my all time favourite. Closely followed by this one for the sheer randomness of it:
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2008/04/25/existence-of-horses-finally-proved-to-be-a-myth-263/
Posted 9 years ago # -
This is very much better than my FP
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@VCG - not a comment on the standard at the minute...just because Scroat mentioned it in the Chat room just now.
@bonjonelson - (1) The homeopathy seam is a rich source of comedy, and many have mined fine nuggets there. (2) Don't use Ludicity as your benchmark. These are more or less the two main rules of NewsBiscuit.
Posted 9 years ago # -
Golgo, rumor is that your trouser seam is also a rich seam of comedy.
Posted 9 years ago # -
Sorry Rikkor. Missed your follow-up line there.
You're right, my trousers house a comedy goldmine.
Posted 8 years ago # -
It's been a while since this has been bumped
Posted 7 years ago #
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