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Started 1 year ago by rikkor
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rikkor

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There was a book titled "Graveside Pranks" on my bookshelf in a dream from last night. Seems like something I would read. Didn't have time to page through it in the dream, as so much else was going on.

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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Are you sure it wasn't Graveside Planks? This is a chapter in the Grave Digger's Guide on health and safety issues and is aimed at stopping weeping relatives going arse over tit on badly placed or wet boards.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Replace the ropes with bungee cords?

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Get that Rob Brydon to come along and do his voice...he's marvellous, he is.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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"Do I hear someone knocking?"

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Shout out 'BUSTER' after 'dust to dust'

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junky.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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I'm sure I read somewhere that some relatives are putting the deceased's mobile phone in the coffin, just in case there was a misdiagnosis of death. Hope they remembered to charge it first, and top up the credits. I bet Orange keep on sending those annoying offers txts.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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Hire a ventriloquist to throw their voice into the coffin. Or just ring the mobile in there.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/nedv/483976315/

Quaz, the rumor is that there is a telephone in Mary Baker Eddy's tomb (foundress of Christian Science). Don't know if it's true or not, but the monument is vy. tasteful. Vy. close to where I live.

Posted 1 year ago #
ermintrude

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I've always wanted to put "I wish I had spent more time at work" on my gravestone

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Isn't that a Star Trek transporter ring?

Posted 1 year ago #
wallster

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Graveside Planks?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Stiff as a board.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Start haggling with the vicar, see if you can get a bit off if you fill the hole yourself?

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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Never say that to a Catholic priest, it might have a 'hole' other meaning. I'll get my coat.

Posted 1 year ago #
doggone

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There was a German guy arrested when a laughing box he said he was repairing went off,at the fun eral,he was jailed

Posted 1 year ago #
guffaw

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There was a book titled "Graveside Pranks"
kept at bedside for emergency wanks
see dead people in their boxes ....

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