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Started 3 years ago by Hunter F. Thompson
Latest reply from Ironduke

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Hunter F. Thompson

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Rape-aXe is a female protective device which contains hundreds of tiny spines. They are designed so as to avoid wounding the intruder, but must be removed in a hospital setting. Attempts to remove the device unaided are reported to be "extremely" painful.

This device has been in development for five years, and is being marketed for the world Cup in South Africa.

Enjoy!

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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Now let me get this straight (oo-er) does the woman ask the rapist if they could just
slip this on

Or since it says its for prostitutes do they have a remote control in case the bloke refuses to pay ? And if so will a mobile or car alarm set it off by mistake ?

Posted 3 years ago #
rikkor

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I'm pretty sure that real rapists beat you up and kill you if you try to do something to interfere with the moment. Just an FYI. And, found the article hard to understand. Only got every other word.

Posted 3 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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I hasten to provide technical assistance for this item. It is worn by females on the hoof, but the article does not comment on user comfort. Thus, an attacker has no way of knowing whether the victim is defensively equipped. Killing the victim for necrophiliac coitus would therefore not disarm the device, if worn. The device transfers itself to the participating member immediately, as a successful attack progresses, and becomes an overwhelming preoccupation for the aggressor.

Posted 3 years ago #
rickwestwell

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It is worn by females on the hoof

Sorry, where?

Posted 3 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Ambulatory females; not necessqarily recumbent or consenting, in fact in a permanent state of non-consenting non-compliance, until the device is removed by the female wearer.

Posted 3 years ago #
fernandomando

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I'm all for 'Women's Liberation', but this is political correctness gone mad

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Rape's also about power, fear and subjugation. Having a prickled prick might stop an attack, or it might transfer to violence.

Posted 3 years ago #
DaliMe

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I am for liberation but I am against anarchy. Still there should be some system of rules.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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This thing is from so long ago, I don't remember posting my terribly amusing comment.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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If you actually posted a terribly amusing comment Rikkor, surely the sheer novelty would make it memorable for you?

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