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Potatoes found to share over 98% of their genes with Wayne Rooney

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OllieP

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More soon.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Posted 1 year ago #
OllieP

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It's a sobering thought that potatoes have twice as many genes as Wayne Rooney. (And all the rest of us too, but I feel like some people arguably make more use of the limited number they have)

Posted 1 year ago #
Oxbridge

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This is a gross slander of a delicious vegetable

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Yeah but potatoes are work-shy little bastards. What have they ever done for us, eh? Nothing, that's what. They can take their twice as many genes and go back where they came from.

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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OllieP chip on your shoulder there about the genetic superiority of spuds to humans

Posted 1 year ago #
charlies_hat

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Does that mean he can play for Ireland then ?

Posted 1 year ago #
OllieP

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simonjmr, I had hoped the jacket I'm wearing would have made it less obvious.

Man, that was awful, but I did spare you all From other words like skin, mash and croquettes. So thank me for not waffling.

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