Mr and Mrs Rupert Murdoch, Prince of Melbourne, King of New York and Kingmaker of England arrived to adoring crowds on the Royal jet Sky 1 at an airport near their office today.
The Murdoch's wearing a very dark blue suit and an entourage, walked briskly up the red carpet and gave knowing glance to their adoring subscribers.
Later today The Murdoch's will grant an audience to the alleged Prime Minister as well as find time for many charitable acts such as closing a newspaper, starting a newspaper, planting a tree, burying several trusted minions and playing polo with the head of a leading politician.
The official visit will continue tomorrow with a charitable donation to the Redheads dressed in black fund, Patron Rebekah Brooks, Anne Robinson if wet.
As the visit was hastily organized many of the royal reporters were caught unaware and were left covering the free holiday of an R.A.F pilot and a part time accessory buyer in California.
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Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree
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offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
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offlineMemberGreat idea, nice it see it on the FP with a few tweaks by Ed.
Curious, isn't it, that someone running a subsidiary with allegations that many of its employees and agents are routinely breaking the law doesn't get a tad angry ? I'd have thought that most people in her situation would be throwing staff out the window, at least, rather than keeping quiet. I'm surprised the Murdochs aren't angrier, too.
Just saying I'm curious and surprised, nothing more.
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