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WHat on earth is Golgo on about?

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Started 1 year ago by ronseal
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ronseal

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Don't people say the funniest things?

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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The vinegar they put on your chips at fish'n'chip shops isn't as strong as it used to be when I was younger. I reckon they water it down, you know...

And what happened to the black cardboard chute/tray things that used to be in Bounty bars?

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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posted in wrong place!

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Shall we edit our comments so this thread looks like a discussion about an unfunny panel show on BBC3? That's what the chat room is for.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Salt and vinegar crisps aren't as good as when I was a youngster either.

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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Is it degrees celcius or Fahrenheit.

If it's the former, that's pretty hot!

Posted 1 year ago #
SpankyMonkey

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But my Uncle always said there were more roundabouts in Milton Keynes.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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They're better now they have lycra in them.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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I remember when all this used to be blank pages

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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I remember when Milton Keynes were economists, then they were covered in concrete and shopping centres.

Posted 1 year ago #
the coarse whisperer

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I blame the invisible hands. First they come and fuck up your pin factory, then they concrete over professor Milton Keynes. Their reign of terror must be stopped.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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It's the squiggliness of the fjords that's to blame for climate change.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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I won an award for doing the Fjords, all those little fiddly bits around Norway.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Not to worry, the mice say you can put some around Africa this time.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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If a bear sh*ts in the woods and there's nobody there to smell it, then is the Pope Still Catholic?

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I don't like Mondays either, but I don't go about shooting the whole day down.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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If I were a rich man,I certainly wouldn't waste all day going "Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum". And I'd pay someone else to fiddle around on the roof.

Posted 1 year ago #
FraserWords

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I have terrible wind this morning.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I have no idea whose elephant it is officer.

Posted 1 year ago #
Oxbridge

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I've visited the chemicals factory near Liverpool where most of the country's salt and vinegar flavour is made.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Jennifer Lopez?

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Well, I'm afraid none have you have guessed it.

The answer is, of course, the Suzuki Vitara.

Although Vertically Challenged Giant got very close.

Posted 1 year ago #
OllieP

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VCG, I think you should give Golgo a hug.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Damn. Really thought I had it there

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Mother!

Posted 1 year ago #
FraserWords

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Still got wind. It may be the elephant.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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That's twice you've said that today Westwell.
Do you have an Electra complex?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Mothering becomes Westwellectra.

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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Well, I may not own an Electra complex but my reasonably priced washing machine is a Servis 800 automatic.

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