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'If you love them, let them go' followed with tragic consequences at circus

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Started 8 years ago by fernandomando
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fernandomando

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Posted 8 years ago #
ゴルゴ１３

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Like it.

Posted 4 years ago #
Smart Alex

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Brilliant - stars

Posted 4 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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I think the original of this was 'They say that if you love something you should let it go. Except if it's a tiger.' (c) Someone on Mock The Week. Still, which of us is always 100% original? I know I'm not ((c) Alexei Sayle)

Posted 4 years ago #
ゴルゴ１３

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This was a trapeze-artist joke, in my mind.

Posted 4 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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Oh I see! No imagination, me - I work for the council...

Posted 4 years ago #
ゴルゴ１３

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Maybe Fernandomando will drop by at some point and settle this...
...if he's not too busy trying to make himself look important by doing charity bike rides, the selfish fucker.

Posted 4 years ago #
Titus

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Why is it always charity bike rides? Lots of us enjoy bike rides - why should we expect anyone to sponsor us for doing it? Why not a sponsored pony trek or a sponsored round of golf or a sponsored skiining holiday?

In fact, if I were ever to watch a football match - even on TV - I would expect at least a four-figure sponsorship deal to make the excruciating experience worthwhile.

Posted 4 years ago #
ゴルゴ１３

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...to be fair, it isn't always charity bike rides, and to be even fairer, Fernandomando has raised nearly £200 with this so far, whereas I'm planning to do nothing, and my JustGiving page has raised bugger all (apart from the tenner I put in).

https://www.justgiving.com/GOLGO13

Posted 4 years ago #
fernandomando

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Trapeze artist murdered by non-euclidean geometrist?

Posted 4 years ago #
Wrenfoe

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3 years old - but still funny :)

Posted 4 years ago #
fernandomando

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Wrenfoe- how did you manage to guess my precise emotional age?

Posted 4 years ago #
Al OPecia

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He's good like that.

Posted 4 years ago #
Tripod

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Can I have a sponsored wank? Just asking. No particular reason...

Posted 4 years ago #
Squudge

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very silly. 5 regardless of age.
(that was aimed at the ticker by the way)

Posted 4 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Depends on who you are raising money for Tripod.

Posted 4 years ago #
fernandomando

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Also depends on the precise wording of the Sexual Offences Prevention Order

Posted 4 years ago #

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