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'If you love them, let them go' followed with tragic consequences at circus
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Posted 10 years ago #
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Like it.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Brilliant - stars
Posted 7 years ago # -
I think the original of this was 'They say that if you love something you should let it go. Except if it's a tiger.' (c) Someone on Mock The Week. Still, which of us is always 100% original? I know I'm not ((c) Alexei Sayle)
Posted 7 years ago # -
This was a trapeze-artist joke, in my mind.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Oh I see! No imagination, me - I work for the council...
Posted 7 years ago # -
Maybe Fernandomando will drop by at some point and settle this...
...if he's not too busy trying to make himself look important by doing charity bike rides, the selfish fucker.Posted 7 years ago # -
Why is it always charity bike rides? Lots of us enjoy bike rides - why should we expect anyone to sponsor us for doing it? Why not a sponsored pony trek or a sponsored round of golf or a sponsored skiining holiday?
In fact, if I were ever to watch a football match - even on TV - I would expect at least a four-figure sponsorship deal to make the excruciating experience worthwhile.
Posted 7 years ago # -
...to be fair, it isn't always charity bike rides, and to be even fairer, Fernandomando has raised nearly £200 with this so far, whereas I'm planning to do nothing, and my JustGiving page has raised bugger all (apart from the tenner I put in).
Posted 7 years ago # -
Trapeze artist murdered by non-euclidean geometrist?
Posted 7 years ago # -
3 years old - but still funny :)
Posted 7 years ago # -
Wrenfoe- how did you manage to guess my precise emotional age?
Posted 7 years ago # -
He's good like that.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Can I have a sponsored wank? Just asking. No particular reason...
Posted 7 years ago # -
very silly. 5 regardless of age.
(that was aimed at the ticker by the way)Posted 7 years ago # -
Depends on who you are raising money for Tripod.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Also depends on the precise wording of the Sexual Offences Prevention Order
Posted 7 years ago #
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