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Who's hked off and fked off with fking hking media coverage?

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Started 1 year ago by Dick Everyman
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Dick Everyman

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Dear editors, please bring back Gary Glitter for some light relief...

Posted 1 year ago #
andhrimnir

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Hi, I'm unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, please leave a message and the NoW will e-mail it to me later.

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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aaaargh!!

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Yes, bored now. A paper I've never read has closed, because journalists are cunts. Hardly a revelation.

Posted 1 year ago #
saltire

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Well I've read it over many years and always thoroughly enjoyed it.Sad day indeed.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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I'm not - I'm loving every revalation of the utter mendacity and hypocrisy of hacking hacks, and watching News International slowly sinking into the cess-pool of it's own making.

There's a NoTW hack on BBC News at the moment complaining about the "ridiculous media storm" - priceless!!!

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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Isn't there a certain irony that the free press, who would be the first to jump on the security services for prying on people, are the worst kind of self appointed spies? At least special branch have to apply to the home secretary for phone taps.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Good god, a media storm could easily blow away the media circus. Won't someone think of the bear in the little car?

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Quaz

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Does it have clowns in it? A little car should always have too many clowns in it.

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Al OPecia

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Quaz, it's absolutely rigid with clowns.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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I'm quite enjoying it. You get to boo and hiss the baddies and snort a few lines of moral outrage every night. It's a bit pantomime. It's not like those heavy complicated stories where you're not sure who to hate. Or if you have to hate yourself.

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Al OPecia

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Golgo, I think that you have put your finger on it. So to speak.

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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It's 10.30pm and it's like there's no other news to report. The BBC are totally up their own smug arses, ITV is desperately looking for local news angles and Question Time has booked Hugh Grant the true King of celebrity morals who got his cock sucked by a tranny in a rat infested LA alleyway. Fuck the homeless, starving people in Somalia. Is this all there is? Rant rant rant.....

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Hoemless? Are you Lloyd Grossman?

Do the starving people in Somalia have cell-phones - I think not? And anyway, what have they ever done for us?

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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Thanks for spotting the typo Al - Well....the Somalians have brought piracy into the 21st Century and no doubt have stolen a few cell phones to negotiate ransom fees....

Posted 1 year ago #
antharrison

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How can you negotiate a ranson with a cell phone?

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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I'm quite enjoying it, just waiting for the inquiry to discover that every single newspaper has been at it and for emails from Rebekah Brooks personally sanctioning phone hacking to come out. Then for lots of people to issue statements saying 'well I didn't know about it. Honest'

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Quaz

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Back when Ben Elton used to be funny, he did have a line something like "In the 7th circle of hell is Judas, frozen in ice, but under him is a Sun reporter looking up his arsehole to see if he's gay".

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Heard a fab quote (not Johann Hari - he must be relieved at the moment) on BBC breakfast news this morning "Murdoch has sacked the wrong Red Top". Tee Hee.

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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It is actually getting better now with David Cameron about to shake the dog shite off his shoes..

Posted 1 year ago #
Zadok the second

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The whole thing was orchestrated by Louis Walsh in revenge for that story about him groping some bloke in a nightclub. Just saying.

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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I'm disappointed that no-one's created a News of the World style report on the demise of the News of the World.

Peppered with tabloid words, like MR BIG, HORROR CRASH, MERCY DASH, SEEDY and SORDID RED HEAD.

The story must always end with the investigator refusing a disgusting offer, making his excuses and leaving

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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There must be millions of pounds worth of seedy phone number adverts going begging. What with the Spurt already closed and so few 'phone boxes left, the big question is which organ will step in to fill the gap.

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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There's definitely a gap in the market for a sunday paper that catches criminals and has funny columnists.

Mind you, in the last couple of years, they didn't have any funny columnists. Instead they had Carole Malone.

And they'd given up exposing criminals and joined them instead.

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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Shit - I didn't buy a copy today - mind you I've never bought one in the past either.

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