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Sophie Ellis Bextor arrested over a spate of dancefloor murders

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Started 1 year ago by grottymonty
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grottymonty

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more soon

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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As long as she doesn't kill the groove, she's likely to find charges reduced to manslaughter.

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Bloody hell, is it 2002 again and nobody told me?

Like it. And it's finally got something else in my head instead of the Proclaimers, which has been stuck in my head since I read Oxbridge's story this morning.

Oh bollocks, it's back again now I've mentioned it.

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Mr Target

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There was a rather contrived joke just after the 2006 World Cup final, about Sophie Ellis Bextor being found head-butted to death in the France team's hotel in Berlin...German police pronounced it "murder on Zidane's floor".

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Golgo13

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I can't get past the shape of her face.

Posted 1 year ago #
pere floza

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she is indeed a human frying pan

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simonjmr

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She gets free Sky due to the shape of her face

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Golgo13

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She can't go to baseball games because runners leading off third keep trying to slide into her face...

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simonjmr

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She can't go to fancy parties because the waiters keep trying to serve hors d'oeuvres off her face

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Dick Everyman

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She's Jason's twin sister from Friday 13th movie

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pere floza

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though to her credit if it wasn't for her face we'd have lost touch with the Voyager space mission by now

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Golgo13

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Hang on a minute...what shape are we saying her face is?

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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"Face like a satellite dish and knees like my gran" - Robbie Williams

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simonjmr

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Ellis Bextor to be the face of the last shuttle mission for the BBC

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arthurminnit

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in other news, roberta flacks boyfriend is questioned over her being killed softly with his song.

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