Youve proberly beem wondering what this country needs is concrete,your right this country needs lots of concrete.Think of the money to be saved in our parks,take Hampstead Heath for eggsample,now theres a malepropism if ever I saw one.Chop all the trees down and cover it all in concrete,no more muddy feet,no more expencive park wardens and noisey tracters,no more men lurking in bushes,no more dogs cocking their legs,yes concretes the answer,concrete the whole of the UK,what a vision for the future.Chop all the trees down they only spoil the view,let the french have the grey squirel,no more annoying birds craping and singing in the New concrete New forest,pitch your tent on concrete,without the annoying Mr Nutkins nibbling his nuts.Go to France Mr Nutkins you scum.
Youth crime,what better way to keep our children safe from the dangers of knifes and guns,than to let them take a voulantary,no hang on lets make it conpusery 2 years national service.Teach em some discipline,shave all their hair off,put them in steel toecapped boots,and teach them how to disembowel people with a 30 inch combat knife,teach em a trade teach em how to lay concrete.Theyll go in a innocent child,come out trained to kill,never did me anyharm.
Bring back the British milkman,the country needs them,things have never been the same since the sad decline of a national treasure.Remember the reasuring sound as you lied in bed of the garden gate being opened,the sound of tinkling milkbottles,the roar of the electric milk float?The opening of the front door in your jimjams and stockings pipe in your mouth,and theres your gold top,with a large tit on top,gently pecking away.All gone,now its plastic cartons and you have to get the stuff yourself,wel change al that,concrete thats what this country needs,vote for me in May.
Stick with me,lets get some super glue and all stick together,ther not move us,not if we all stick together,our feet firmly inbededded in quick setting concrete up to our knees.Lets make Britian great again,lets look to a treeless horizen,lets get down and dirty,lets tinkle our milk bottles together.Lets do it for the heck of it,lets not bury our heads in the sand,bury them in concrete instead and make our psychiatrists proud.Make homosexuality copulsory for the over 60s,lets fill our boot with tadpoles,and let our hearts and minds be overflowing,spreading our psychosis all over the nation.
You no it makes sense..............you realy do..................yes you do.
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