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80% favour Scots independence 'providing they then shut the f*** up about it'
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It won't stop there, they'll get addicted to campaigning for independence if they win. 20 years from now you'll find Scotland split into 5 separate countries and each of them blaming the others for everything that's wrong.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAs long as we don't have to take Glasgow with us.
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It won't stop there, they'll get addicted to campaigning for independence if they win. 20 years from now you'll find Scotland split into 5 separate countries and each of them blaming the others for everything that's wrong.
I think you'll find that the weaker splinters will sign a treaty to support the English crown in return for assistance to defeat its enemies. Slowly and surely, strife and division will cause more and more Scots will swear fealty to the English until a final showdown will extinguish Scottish Independence for another 500 years.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThank you to our Glaswegian Correspondent, Mr S.Altire.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I'd love to step outside, it's nice and sunny out there. Just let me grab an ice cream and a beer first.
Posted 1 year ago # -
FraserWords
offlineMemberIt's all gone quiet because Scotland went independent years ago but kept it a closely guarded secret. Did you bring it up because somebody's blabbed about the free health care, the free prescriptions, the free education and the lovely oil?
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberNot to mention our renewable energy through wind and tide, plus the fact that a great deal of our electricity has been 'green' hydro-energy for decades.
Then there's our fantastic scenery, diverse flora and fauna....oops, that was a secret too, wasn't it?Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWhich brings me back to my point about Glasgow...
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberTalking out of your arse again John.
Will see if I can find the recent report which was commissioned by the Westminster Govt which shows what tosh you're talking.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The Westminster Govt commissioned a report on whether JohnA is talking tosh? Don't they have better things to do?
Posted 1 year ago # -
FraserWords
offlineMemberJohn A seems to think it's a bad thing that the Scots are taking the English for every penny they can get...
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberCan't for the life of me find the study.
I've asked an economist friend to have a look for me, since he was the person who first told me about it.
Apparently though, I was mistaken in thinking it was Westminster which commissioned it, it was apparently Oxford.
As soon as I find it, I'll post a link to it.But in the meantime, consider this- where are you going to turn to when your water runs out?
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI think you'll find John that only one particular area has a high consumption of Buckfast.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThey'd never get beyond the central belt.
Edinburgh would have snipers situated at strategic points ready to take them down.We can't possibly allow any inter-breeding between east coast gadgies and west coast neds, and can only hope that survival of the fittest will finally kick in.
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