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Started 1 year ago by rikkor
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rikkor

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Happy early Independence Day, everyone.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Happy Independence Day Rik - enjoy the fireworks and have a single malt for me.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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I always celebrate this huge leap forward in suspension technology. It's second only to 'Rack and Pinion Day' on my calendar.

For Americans: rack and pinion is a type of 'steering', which enables European cars to change direction.

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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Yeah, you got your independence buddy.

But who's laughing now, eh?

eh?

eh?

Oh. It's you.

Posted 1 year ago #
ronseal

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Frightfully sorry.

Would you like another coffee?

Posted 1 year ago #
saltire

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' Eat American steel ' What,with these teeth ?

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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I think you'll find most American Steel is made in Germany. Or Pakistan.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Al, I've come a krupper.

Posted 1 year ago #
the coarse whisperer

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It's not too late to stop this treason you know...

Posted 1 year ago #
be reasonable

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We're celebrating by unveiling a statue of Ronald Reagan in London.

"Y'all have a nice day now".

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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Some would like to eat Sapphire and maybe Steel

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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God. A mega-nerd friend of mine got DVD's of those shows at a yard sale. Beyond boring.

Posted 1 year ago #
JohnA

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I think you'll find that the English kicked the colonists' pasty white asses all over New England until the French intervened to help at Yorktown. The American patriots immediately reneged on a Treaty with the French.

How times have changed...

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Only because the French shagged the Brit's Chambermaids and gave them all the clap, thus reducing Our Boys effectiveness in handling a shooter.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Enjoy your day, Rikkor.

I hear a bit of porn is traditional on this day...enjoy.

And stay indoors because of all the fireworks...

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rikkor

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Golgo, thank you. A bit of porn? Is porn easy to find on the Interwebs?

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